By: Sorcha Faal, and as reported to her Western Subscribers
May 19, 2019
A rather jubilant new Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) report circulating in the Kremlin today celebrating the “miracle election victory” of Christian evangelical Prime Minister Scott Morrison to lead the southern Pacific Ocean continent nation Commonwealth of Australia comes fittingly on a weekend that sees our last Blue Moon appearance for this decade—that revives the idiom “once in a blue moon” used to describe rare events—of which this one has “sent shockwaves echoing across the world” after this nation became the latest to succumb to President Donald Trump’s populist wave sweeping the globe—that, in turn, has Americans hailing “The Trump Effect”—while at the same time, they’re laughing at the ”catastrophic blunder of pollsters” who didn’t even see this shocking election victory coming straight at them. [Note: Some words and/or phrases appearing in quotes in this report are English language approximations of Russian words/phrases having no exact counterpart.]
Christian evangelical Prime Minister Scott Morrison celebrates miracle win…
…while Australian leftists (above, on 19 May 2019) collapse in tears like Hillary Clinton supporters did when she lost to Trump.
According to this report, with President Trump’s populist wave having captured every nation it has rolled over—the last two being Italy and Brazil, which means that “populists have now wrested control of the world economy away from the globalists”—panic stricken leftists within the elite Western power structure built what they believed was an impenetrable wall to protect themselves during this Blue Moon weekend’s Australian national election—the bricks of which were every socialist policy one could imagine them coming up with, and that ranged from promises to tax the rich to death and redistribute their wealth, to enacting draconian climate change laws to save the world from being destroyed in 2030—or 2040—or 2050—or whatever date they’ve finally decided on, but have yet to tell anyone about.
Australian socialists in Sydney (above) march to celebrate their pending election victory on 17 May 2019
In the days and hours leading up the 18 May 2019 national election in Australia, this report continues, all of the opinion polls, mass media critics and bookmakers declared, without any doubt whatsoever, that all of the signs pointed towards a “sweeping win” for these socialists—but none of whom, apparently, had factored into “their signs” the devout Christian Prime Minister Scott Morrison having declared that he “believed in miracles”—and because of, saw him scoring a stunning surprise victory that was propelled by a populist wave—the “quiet Australians”, he termed them—the counterpart force against socialism that has upended politics in the United States, Britain and beyond—and whose leader President Trump called Prime Minister Morrison immediately after this shocking historic election victory to congratulate him, and further had his White House release a statement stating: “The two leaders reaffirmed the critical importance of the longstanding alliance and friendship between the United States and Australia, and they pledged to continue their close cooperation on shared priorities”.
President Donald Trump aboard Air Force One (above) accepts Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s invitation to visit Australia
With the Australian people having awoken this Sunday morning to the aftermath of their nation’s socialist forces having “lost the unloseable election”, this report notes, their beyond shocked and stunned leftist elite class have predictably begun lashing out—best exampled by former leftist Prime Minister John Howard slamming these socialists’ approach to the election as the “politics of envy” that divided Australia on class—Griffith University in Queensland leftist law professor Susan Harris-Rimmer lamenting that “I think we’re just getting used to the politics of the absurd… it’s been a long time since politics was normal anywhere”—and radical leftist British climate activist professor Stephan Lewandowsky fearfully telling his socialist comrades “we have lost Australia for now”.
Not being noticed, understood or considered by these leftists, this report explains, is that Australia was neither “lost” to anyone nor were its citizens participating in “the politics of the absurd”—as all of them, in fact, are required under penalty of law (A$20 fine for failure to vote) to participate in their elections—and is a system that requires voters to nominate multiple candidates which means that insurgent third-party campaigns have little purchase, because people can have their protest vote and still choose a mainstream candidate too—which is a preferential voting system where minor-party votes get redistributed to the leading candidates in the House of Representatives elections, resulting in so-called “two-party preferred” that should always sum to 100%--but whose stunning polling predictive failure was driven in part by the decline of landline telephones making pollsters’ task in finding a representative sample of voters “all but impossible”—and is an issue that’s occurring across the world—thus causing polling organizations to benchmark against each other in a way that’s led to “herding”, that produces overconfidence around what’s turned out to be an utterly erroneous result.
Most inexplicable, though, this report concludes, are why these socialist Western pollsters continue using the same failed predictive methods which catastrophically blew up in their faces when they tried and failed to predict the Brexit vote, failed to predict every single election in the world afterwards, and whose predictive failures now include Australia—one of whose most expensive consequences of fell upon the Sportsbet bookies in Australia who made an early payout of $1.3 million before yesterday’s election to those who bet on a socialist victory, because the polls said they couldn’t lose—an early payout, however, that collided with a “miracle victory” that wasn’t supposed to happen causing these bookies to lose all of their money—the humor of which they took in stride by hilariously posting “this didn't age well”—and was also, beyond all doubt, relished by a President Trump who beat and smashed these socialist pollsters’ predictions in 2016—and is preparing to do so once again in 2020.
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