Europe is crumbling, & Britain's elite desperately want to be part of the wreckage...
Brexit isn't going to happen. Left or Right - Lexit or Rexit - it's over. It's time to make peace with that idea.
Penned in by the absurd Benn Act, No Deal is off the table, which means Britain will be forced to either remain or accept a deal that's Remain by another name.
The Letwin Ammendment and Johnson's unsigned extension request are just morbid theatre. Unneccasary nails in a well-sealed coffin.
It's all very Weekend at Bernies' - A lame cast of characters, puppeteering Brexit's corpse to keep up a tired joke that was never funny to begin with.
Parliament has become an absurd pantomime, where a clown Prime Minister - his majority willfully destroyed - sets up straw men that the "opposition" bayonet with increasingly maniacal glee. No thought is given to policy or consequences, only increasing the tally of Boris Johnson's parliamentary defeats.
Labour, and the bedraggled, hysterical remainers in the Lib Dems/TIG/Green Party, have become nothing but contrarians - automatically gain-saying anything tabled by the government for the simple joy of humiliating the nation's Court Jester in Chief.
Corbyn has been so successfully gaslighted by his remain-heavy PLP he doesn't even realise he's betraying his life-long principles, his mentor Tony Benn, and entire swaths of the Labour's Northern heartlands, who all voted to leave.
When a general election does come, it will mean nothing.
Labour will likely be destroyed as working-class voters either flock to the Brexit Party or simply collapse into the apathy of the voiceless, and stay home.
If Labour scrapes together enough voters from Remain country in Scotland and London to claw their way to a small majority, well their socialist manifesto will be crippled by the EU's austerity policy and restrictions on nationalisation.
In either event, Corbyn will be replaced by a New Labour non-entity of little renown and less worth. The papers will declare socialism dead (again), and maybe clap Corbyn on the shoulder for doing "well, considering" and "changing the conversation".
We'll be invited to celebrate the new (inevitably) female leader as a sign of "progress", while society continues to slip backwards.
Whether the hardcore Remainers get their "People's Vote" or not, and whichever of the carousel of undesirables happens to be Prime Minister when it all eventually wraps up, Brexit is dead. Parliament killed it.
This on-going, slow-burn sabotage is hard to watch - but it's not what this article is about.
What it's about is a question. An important question. One that should weigh heavily on the shoulders of Remainers on the eve of their - for want of a better word - victory:
Do we really want this? Does the EU, right now, really look like something we want to be a part of?
Let's run down the situation on The Continent.
PARIS, FRANCE - DECEMBER 2018 (Photo by Chris McGrath/Getty Images)
France is miserable, sick of austerity. Sick of spending cuts and falling standards and neo-liberal economics promising a trickle-down that never seems to come.
In Paris - and many other French cities - the Yellow Vests are nearing their fiftieth straight week of protests, and don't seem to be slowing down (Hopefully they plan something nice for their first birthday).
People have lost eyes, hands, even lives. The Hong Kong protests - so long front-page news in the UK - have been a picnic in comparison.
In Hungary, an elected President is held hostage by the bureaucracy of the EU. Whatever you think of Orban, he was democratically elected to enact the political promises he made during his campaign. That Brussels can sanction him, and threaten to remove Hungary's voting rights, is perverse. Anti-democracy in the name of democracy.
They say it's about "protecting European values", but is it?
That's pretty hard to believe, considering the situation elsewhere in Europe...
Spain will join France in the flames soon. They already sent thirteen politicians to prison for sedition.
Take a moment to consider that - actual "sedition".
This comes after sending in riot police to break up a peaceful referendum. Spanish police beat voters, arrested protesters and destroyed ballot boxes.
Spanish riot police teaching an old woman about European Values.
Madrid has faced no punishment, or even criticism, for this. They - unlike Orban - have escaped any sanction or censure. Police attack Catalonian independence protests on the streets of Barcelona...and Brussels' silence is deafening.
(Imagine Russia had just jailed 13 opposition politicians for sedition. Imagine Maduro was blinding protestors with rubber bullets. The difference in coverage and attitude would be breathtaking.)
What is the difference between Budapest and Paris? Or Moscow and Madrid?
Well, Orban is anti-EU (as are the Gilets Jaunes). The governments of France and Spain are Pro EU, with a ferocity that fully justifies the capital P.
Follow a pro-EU agenda of austerity, uncontrolled immigration and globalisation and you can blind as many protesters as you want.
The harder you look, the more it seems "European values" is slang for "European power".