While the reference is a DRY cartoon, This is a serious piece, because the chemical murders that just happened in Syria are REAL and far worse than the media is reporting. _C
Thursday 22th August 2013,
CRITICAL MASS PANCAKE
Monjoronson thru Benjamin
Wonderous children of the Most High,
Exalted in the image of your eternal father,
YOU ARE THE MANIFESTATION OF THE HIGHEST IDEALS OF THE CREATOR OF ALL,
And it is most fitting that so many of his HIGHEST AND MOST BEAUTIOUS CREATIONS come forth at this time to witness a most historic event.
THIS TIME, THIS PLACE, IS UNIQUE.
THIS EVENT, THE UNFOLDMENT OF THE PINNACLE OF DIVINE VICTORY OF THE LIGHT,
Against a handful of little tough nuts, who thought their vicious and febrile hides would prove too rambunctious to manage, has turned somewhat comedic, in a manner of speaking and let me explain why…..
Imagine , if you will, one of your common childhood cartoons, of the variety you witness on Saturday morning to keep your children occupied while you squeeze five more minutes of much needed sleep,
Where one humourous, rather funny looking protagonist (carrying a pitch fork and sporting tiny horns) spies, coming fast towards his rear end, his mortal enemy (with a pair of angelic wings and a diaphanous robe) driving a monstrous Celestial ‘steam-roller’,
In terror he lurches forward, desperate to outrun the device that comes steaming ahead at him, sure to FLATTEN HIM LIKE A PANCAKE,
Yet, just as he accelerates away, his legs making humourous wheel-like rotations in furious flight, this CRAZY CARTOON CHARACTER, realizes in terror that he is running on a pond OF THICK VISCOUS GREASE!
CAUGHT TRAPPED LIKE A RAT IN A TRAP!
His comical little legs pounding away at the floor which offers nothing in the way of traction, the steam-roller, driven by a STERN LOOKING AND MERCYLESS ‘ANGEL’ ROLLS INEXONERABLY CLOSER AND CLOSER UNTIL….
THE ANGEL ON THE STEAMROLLER CREATES…. ONE TOUGH NUT PANCAKE…. WITH LITTLE HORNS….CUTE…
Yes, I know, you saw that coming didn’t you?
These cartoons always end the same way don’t they,
Still, they always seems to make us laugh all the same,
You know there is a lesson in there methinks.
One thing is for sure, I DO enjoy watching this little vicious cartoon character with horns GET SQUISHED BY CELESTIAL STEAMROLLERS,
And I DO see this BANAL little characters BIZARRE ACTIONS FOR WHAT THEY ARE,
And I like to share GOOD JOKES WITH MY FRIENDS,
So, only a little more rope is required for THESE LITTLE JOKES TO HANG THEMSELVES,
And then we might all enjoy a SPLENDID EPISODE OF OUR FAVOURITE CARTOON TOGETHER,
Then all that there will be time for will be,
THAT’S ALL FOLKS!!!!
I AM MONJORONSON.
I LOVE CARTOONS.
Who says I don’t have a sense of humour.